On the Eleventh Day of Christmas...

...the Gods of Rugby gave to me:

Eleven balls a-stealing,
Ten fly-halves hoofing,
Nine scrum-halves tooting,
Eight forwards rucking,
Seven backs a-prancing,
Six Nations slamming,
FIVE WINS FOR LEEDS!
Four festive refs,
Three naff autumn tests,
Two rugby balls,
And a tinsel-wrapped Rob Kearney.

The ball stealing maestro himself