What a game! The Guinness Premiership final between reigning champions Leicester and pretenders to the throne Saracens was a pulsating match and the best I have seen in years.
The lead changed hands five times during the course of the game. Just when Saracens thought they had snatched the win as Glen Jackson slotted over a penalty with four minutes on the clock, Leicester conjured a try from the resulting restart and substitute Dan Hipkiss stormed over to clinch the cup.
33-27 was the final score. Breathless rugby. It's almost impossible to sit here and write "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" for this game, because as finals go it was top drawer entertainment.
But here goes anyway.
The Good
Toby Flood: One of the key men for Leicester, and he delivered in spades. Only missing one kick from the tee, Flood controlled the game well.
Dan Hipkiss - The Tigers centre has been sidelined with injury of late, but he made the biggest impact in the match when he came on from the bench and steamrollered his way over for the winning try.
Geordan Murphy - Who stepped aside when it was time to lift the cup and gave the captains honour to departing stars Lewis Moody and Ben Kay. I thought that was really sweet.
Attacking rugby - Both teams played expansively and threw everything into the game. It was refreshing to see teams almost forget it was a final and go out and play. Take note Toulouse and Biarritz.
Ernst Joubert - Two tries for the Sarries skipper, which sadly for his side, was just not enough.
The Bad
No Brendan Venter - Saracens' director of rugby (and everyone's favourite panto villain) was forced to watch the game at home after failing to get his ban overturned. A real shame. Venter has been one of the real characters this year, adding colour and spice to the game. I know he's not everyone's cup of tea, but I think he is brilliant.
Defence - But who cares when it gives you entertainment like that? Well, the defence coaches might I suppose...
Not respecting the kicker - Sarries' fans booed when Flood lined up a couple of his kicks. I know it's not the done thing, but in such a massive game and when they thought they had been hard done by, I can't really blame them.
The Ugly
I can't think of anything. No really, I can't. This game was everything I wanted a final to be.
Oh there is one thing: the fact that I will have to wait until September until the league starts again for the new season.
Sunday, 30 May 2010
Friday, 28 May 2010
Leicester Tigers v Saracens: The Guinness Premiership Final
The Guinness Premiership reaches its climax this Saturday, where reigning champions Leicester Tigers will battle it out with Saracens in a bid to get their hands on the prized silverware.
The 81,600 sell out crowd at Twickenham will see six-time finalists and three time winners, Leicester, play Sarries, who haven't won a trophy since the Tetley Bitter Cup back in 1998.
Brendan Venter, Saracens controversial director of rugby, is banned from team involvement at Twickenham on finals day after failing to get his 14 week ban overturned.
However, Venter's ban, hardly a shock after his needling of opposition, referees and the establishment this season, will no doubt galvanise his team further.
England skipper Steve Borthwick returns at lock for Saracens after a two-month injury absence but number eight Ernst Joubert retains the captaincy.
Should Sarries fans be worried that Borthwick is back? After all, they have seen their team play some expansive rugby with flair during his stint on the sidelines. Probably not.
Elsewhere, Sarries' Kiwi half back pairing, Glen Jackson and Justin Marshall, hope to end their careers on a high before retiring.
Over in the Leicester camp, coach Richard Cockerill will be in the stands after escaping with a slap on the wrists from an RFU hearing. The Tigers supremo took his frustration out on a wall during the semi-final game against Bath. I can only assume that he had left his Olly Barkley voodoo doll at home.
Speaking of Bath, the final will be Lewis Moody's last game for Leicester before joining up with the men in blue, black and white next season.
In other team news, Tigers flanker Craig Newby is available for the game after he was cleared of a dangerous tackle in the semi-final.
But who will win?
This is a real tough one to call. Leicester are the most consistent Guinness Premiership team and are strongest at the scrum and line-out. They put on a master class of how to use the set-piece to smother their opponents, Bath, into submission two weeks ago. They will look to target the throw of players' player of the season, hooker Schalk Brits, and put pressure on him at scrum-time.
Toby Flood will be key for the Tigers both with his kicking and running of the game. His battle with opposite number Glen Jackson will be crucial in deciding which team will lift the trophy when the clock goes red.
As for Saracens, I expect to see yet more from full-back Alex Goode who impressed in the semi-final against Northampton Saints. Flanker Andy Saull is in a rich vein of form, and there is the power of Ernst Joubert and that man Brits.
If Saracens can hold their own at the set piece then they have every chance of lifting the cup.
Don't forget, they beat Leicester 32-23 at Welford Road in the final round of the regular season, crushing the Tigers' bid to be unbeaten at home in the campaign.
However, Leicester we missing key men that day, including the instrumental Toby Flood.
My prediction: On paper I would have to say Leicester Tigers due to their big match experience and league winning pedigree. However, I have the sneaking feeling that Saracens might just do them again. It would be a fitting finale to the season for Brendan Venter's team - and I would have to say that they would deserve it, after adding a lot of colour and spice to this season.
Saracens to win by 9.
The 81,600 sell out crowd at Twickenham will see six-time finalists and three time winners, Leicester, play Sarries, who haven't won a trophy since the Tetley Bitter Cup back in 1998.
Brendan Venter, Saracens controversial director of rugby, is banned from team involvement at Twickenham on finals day after failing to get his 14 week ban overturned.
However, Venter's ban, hardly a shock after his needling of opposition, referees and the establishment this season, will no doubt galvanise his team further.
England skipper Steve Borthwick returns at lock for Saracens after a two-month injury absence but number eight Ernst Joubert retains the captaincy.
Should Sarries fans be worried that Borthwick is back? After all, they have seen their team play some expansive rugby with flair during his stint on the sidelines. Probably not.
Elsewhere, Sarries' Kiwi half back pairing, Glen Jackson and Justin Marshall, hope to end their careers on a high before retiring.
Over in the Leicester camp, coach Richard Cockerill will be in the stands after escaping with a slap on the wrists from an RFU hearing. The Tigers supremo took his frustration out on a wall during the semi-final game against Bath. I can only assume that he had left his Olly Barkley voodoo doll at home.
Speaking of Bath, the final will be Lewis Moody's last game for Leicester before joining up with the men in blue, black and white next season.
In other team news, Tigers flanker Craig Newby is available for the game after he was cleared of a dangerous tackle in the semi-final.
But who will win?
This is a real tough one to call. Leicester are the most consistent Guinness Premiership team and are strongest at the scrum and line-out. They put on a master class of how to use the set-piece to smother their opponents, Bath, into submission two weeks ago. They will look to target the throw of players' player of the season, hooker Schalk Brits, and put pressure on him at scrum-time.
Toby Flood will be key for the Tigers both with his kicking and running of the game. His battle with opposite number Glen Jackson will be crucial in deciding which team will lift the trophy when the clock goes red.
As for Saracens, I expect to see yet more from full-back Alex Goode who impressed in the semi-final against Northampton Saints. Flanker Andy Saull is in a rich vein of form, and there is the power of Ernst Joubert and that man Brits.
If Saracens can hold their own at the set piece then they have every chance of lifting the cup.
Don't forget, they beat Leicester 32-23 at Welford Road in the final round of the regular season, crushing the Tigers' bid to be unbeaten at home in the campaign.
However, Leicester we missing key men that day, including the instrumental Toby Flood.
My prediction: On paper I would have to say Leicester Tigers due to their big match experience and league winning pedigree. However, I have the sneaking feeling that Saracens might just do them again. It would be a fitting finale to the season for Brendan Venter's team - and I would have to say that they would deserve it, after adding a lot of colour and spice to this season.
Saracens to win by 9.
Wednesday, 26 May 2010
Baa-d Selection?
Charlie Hodgson will slip on the crucial number 10 shirt and make his first start for England in two years when he lines up to play the Barbarians this Sunday.
Nick Easter will skipper England against the Baa-Baas in the MasterCard Trophy clash at Twickenham, k.o. 5pm, in the absence of Lewis Moody. The Leicester flanker is unavailable as he plays with the Tigers against Saracens in the Guinness Premiership final on Saturday.
And in a reshuffled side, Easter is one just of 10 survivors from the squad that finished the RBS 6 Nations in Paris.
But the real headline grabber is a start for Charlie Hodgson, Sale Sharks fly-half, who has not played for England since 2008.
Hodgson has fallen from favour in recent years, and critics thought he had kicked his last chance on the international stage firmly into touch.
However, Johnson has given him another go - aruguably at the expense of Northampton Saints' Stephen Myler, who is in the Saxons squad but is surely a better option at 10?
Jonny Wilkinson, Hodgson's main rival at stand-off, is not in the side after collapsing with an injury in the Amlin Cup final last Sunday, and Toby Flood is also unavailable due to the Guinness Premiership final.
But there is a refreshing number of uncapped players blended with experience in the 22 man team.
Hodgson lines up with uncapped centre Shontayne Hape (Bath Rugby), Mike Tindall is Hape's partner at outside centre and there is an exciting back three of Ben Foden (Northampton Saints), Mark Cueto (Sale Sharks) and David Strettle (Harlequins), who returns after a two year absence.
The forwards include uncapped prop Jon Golding (Newcastle Falcons) and lock Dave Attwood (Gloucester Rugby), with Dan Ward-Smith (London Wasps) on the bench. Tight head prop Paul Doran-Jones makes his first appearance in England colours since his debut against Argentina last November and uncapped Wasps scrum-half Joe Simpson takes a seat on the bench.
However, there is no place in the 22 for Northampton wing Chris Ashton, and Bath's form centre, Olly Barkley, is only a replacement.
Despite that, I'm pretty happy with this team. The game against the Baa-Baas is a non-cap game and gives the England management the chance to mix things up a bit.
And it looks like they have grabbed the opportunity with both hands.
My only real worry is the selection of Hodgson at fly-half. I'm still beating the "Stephen Myler for England" drum. It's a real shame he's only in the second-string Saxons. In fact, I might launch a campaign...
England Team to face the Barbarians
15 Ben Foden (Northampton Saints)
14 Mark Cueto (Sale Sharks)
13 Mike Tindall (Gloucester Rugby)
12 Shontayne Hape (Bath Rugby)
11 David Strettle (Harlequins)
10 Charlie Hodgson (Sale Sharks)
9 Danny Care (Harlequins)
1 Jon Golding (Newcastle Falcons)
2 Steve Thompson (CA Brive)
3 Paul Doran-Jones (Gloucester Rugby)
4 Dave Attwood (Gloucester Rugby)
5 Tom Palmer (Stade Francais)
6 James Haskell (Stade Francais)
7 Steffon Armitage (London Irish)
8 Nick Easter (Harlequins) CAPTAIN
Replacements
16 Lee Mears (Bath Rugby)
17 Tim Payne (London Wasps)
18 Dan Ward-Smith (London Wasps)
19 Joe Worsley (London Wasps)
20 Joe Simpson (London Wasps)
21 Olly Barkley (Bath Rugby)
22 Mathew Tait (Sale Sharks)
But what do you think?
Nick Easter will skipper England against the Baa-Baas in the MasterCard Trophy clash at Twickenham, k.o. 5pm, in the absence of Lewis Moody. The Leicester flanker is unavailable as he plays with the Tigers against Saracens in the Guinness Premiership final on Saturday.
And in a reshuffled side, Easter is one just of 10 survivors from the squad that finished the RBS 6 Nations in Paris.
But the real headline grabber is a start for Charlie Hodgson, Sale Sharks fly-half, who has not played for England since 2008.
Hodgson has fallen from favour in recent years, and critics thought he had kicked his last chance on the international stage firmly into touch.
However, Johnson has given him another go - aruguably at the expense of Northampton Saints' Stephen Myler, who is in the Saxons squad but is surely a better option at 10?
Jonny Wilkinson, Hodgson's main rival at stand-off, is not in the side after collapsing with an injury in the Amlin Cup final last Sunday, and Toby Flood is also unavailable due to the Guinness Premiership final.
But there is a refreshing number of uncapped players blended with experience in the 22 man team.
Hodgson lines up with uncapped centre Shontayne Hape (Bath Rugby), Mike Tindall is Hape's partner at outside centre and there is an exciting back three of Ben Foden (Northampton Saints), Mark Cueto (Sale Sharks) and David Strettle (Harlequins), who returns after a two year absence.
The forwards include uncapped prop Jon Golding (Newcastle Falcons) and lock Dave Attwood (Gloucester Rugby), with Dan Ward-Smith (London Wasps) on the bench. Tight head prop Paul Doran-Jones makes his first appearance in England colours since his debut against Argentina last November and uncapped Wasps scrum-half Joe Simpson takes a seat on the bench.
However, there is no place in the 22 for Northampton wing Chris Ashton, and Bath's form centre, Olly Barkley, is only a replacement.
Despite that, I'm pretty happy with this team. The game against the Baa-Baas is a non-cap game and gives the England management the chance to mix things up a bit.
And it looks like they have grabbed the opportunity with both hands.
My only real worry is the selection of Hodgson at fly-half. I'm still beating the "Stephen Myler for England" drum. It's a real shame he's only in the second-string Saxons. In fact, I might launch a campaign...
England Team to face the Barbarians
15 Ben Foden (Northampton Saints)
14 Mark Cueto (Sale Sharks)
13 Mike Tindall (Gloucester Rugby)
12 Shontayne Hape (Bath Rugby)
11 David Strettle (Harlequins)
10 Charlie Hodgson (Sale Sharks)
9 Danny Care (Harlequins)
1 Jon Golding (Newcastle Falcons)
2 Steve Thompson (CA Brive)
3 Paul Doran-Jones (Gloucester Rugby)
4 Dave Attwood (Gloucester Rugby)
5 Tom Palmer (Stade Francais)
6 James Haskell (Stade Francais)
7 Steffon Armitage (London Irish)
8 Nick Easter (Harlequins) CAPTAIN
Replacements
16 Lee Mears (Bath Rugby)
17 Tim Payne (London Wasps)
18 Dan Ward-Smith (London Wasps)
19 Joe Worsley (London Wasps)
20 Joe Simpson (London Wasps)
21 Olly Barkley (Bath Rugby)
22 Mathew Tait (Sale Sharks)
But what do you think?
Glee and the Guinness Premiership Final
Leicester Tigers and Saracens are the last teams standing in the Guinness Premiership race to Twickenham, where the two rivals will meet in the final on Saturday.
This is the sixth final in a row for reigning champions Leicester who finished the regular season in top spot.
Saracens, on the other hand, were league leaders until the halfway point, thanks to a controlled and uninspiring kicking game. But then, fastforward a couple of months, and a team trip to Brighton and a couple of controversies later, Brendan Venter's team is thrilling to watch and racking up the tries.
Saturday's clash should be a corker.
But what do Leicester stars Geordan Murphy, Ben Youngs and Jordan Crane think of their chances?
Do Sarries' Brad Barritt and Andy Saull think they can get their hands on the silverware?
And more to the point, which one of these is a closet fan of Glee?
All is revealed...
This is the sixth final in a row for reigning champions Leicester who finished the regular season in top spot.
Saracens, on the other hand, were league leaders until the halfway point, thanks to a controlled and uninspiring kicking game. But then, fastforward a couple of months, and a team trip to Brighton and a couple of controversies later, Brendan Venter's team is thrilling to watch and racking up the tries.
Saturday's clash should be a corker.
But what do Leicester stars Geordan Murphy, Ben Youngs and Jordan Crane think of their chances?
Do Sarries' Brad Barritt and Andy Saull think they can get their hands on the silverware?
And more to the point, which one of these is a closet fan of Glee?
All is revealed...
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
Le Finale
I have to be honest with you. I didn't actually watch the Biarritz v Toulouse Heineken Cup final.
Well, it's ready and raring to go on my Sky+ planner, but I haven't found the time to watch it just yet .
That's one of the perils of staying at my parents for the weekend - it's a Sky Sports free zone.
However, I did watch the determined Cardiff Blues battle Toulon at Marseille's sun-drenched Stade Velodrome to claim the Amlin Challenge Cup.
It was the Blues' first silverware in Europe and was a well deserved win. But, it could have been very different if Sonny Bill Williams had crossed for Toulon from the kick off. That would have started the game on a different foot, and let Toulon get out of sight.
Of course, despite Cardiff's win, most of the headlines went to Jonny Wilkinson, the England and Toulon fly-half, who collapsed in a very worrying heap after kicking a penalty.
Will he be fit for England's summer tour of Australia?
Who knows?
All that aside, it's back to the domestic game this week.
Bristol play Exeter in the Championship playoff final tomorrow, Leicester and Saracens face-off in the Guinness Premiership final at Twickenham, and Leinster and the Ospreys do battle in the Magners League Grand Final, both on Saturday.
And then you can have a little breather before the summer tours start...
Phew.
Well, it's ready and raring to go on my Sky+ planner, but I haven't found the time to watch it just yet .
That's one of the perils of staying at my parents for the weekend - it's a Sky Sports free zone.
However, I did watch the determined Cardiff Blues battle Toulon at Marseille's sun-drenched Stade Velodrome to claim the Amlin Challenge Cup.
It was the Blues' first silverware in Europe and was a well deserved win. But, it could have been very different if Sonny Bill Williams had crossed for Toulon from the kick off. That would have started the game on a different foot, and let Toulon get out of sight.
Of course, despite Cardiff's win, most of the headlines went to Jonny Wilkinson, the England and Toulon fly-half, who collapsed in a very worrying heap after kicking a penalty.
Will he be fit for England's summer tour of Australia?
Who knows?
All that aside, it's back to the domestic game this week.
Bristol play Exeter in the Championship playoff final tomorrow, Leicester and Saracens face-off in the Guinness Premiership final at Twickenham, and Leinster and the Ospreys do battle in the Magners League Grand Final, both on Saturday.
And then you can have a little breather before the summer tours start...
Phew.
Friday, 21 May 2010
Heineken & Amlin Cup Final Previews and Predictions
European Cup rugby is set to reach its climax in both the Heineken and Amlin Challenge Cup this weekend.
Biarritz will face Toulouse in the Heineken Cup Final in Paris on Saturday, and Sunday will see Cardiff Blues, the only non-French finalist, do battle with Toulon in Marseille.
French teams have dominated the Heineken Cup this year, with the Irish contingent, champions Leinster and two-time winners Munster, dumped out in the semi-finals.
But why have the French dominated in 2009/10?
Along with cup rugby success, France scooped an impressive Six Nations Grand Slam this season.
Fingers have been pointed towards the cash being splashed in the French Top 14, although a salary cap is being brought in next year.
But is this the only reason for their success? French teams start their season a month before the Guinness Premiership and Magners league, and whilst GP and Celtic teams are warming up in pre-season training, they are gaining match fitness and that elusive edge.
Or is it down to the rigours of a British and Irish Lions tour last summer taking it out of the top players from the home nations before the start of this season?
Biarritz v Toulouse
Three time winners Toulouse play their third all French Heineken Cup final when they face Biarritz on Saturday.
Toulouse, who play their sixth final this weekend, last won this competition in 2004/05 when they pipped Stade Francais to the prize after extra time at Murrayfield. Biarritz have only been to one final, losing 16-13 to Munster at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium in the following year. The last time Toulouse has the silverware in their sights was in the 2007/08 season, falling to Munster, the Irish giants claiming the cup in a close 16-13 win.
But what of this year? At times, both these sides have played some sublime rugby, no more so than the dazzling Yannick Jauzion of Toulouse.
Centre Jauzion has caused commentators to wax lyrical about his vision and glittering playmaking. But Toulouse are by no means a one man team.
France skipper Thierry Dusautoir is back, and will be looking to add a Heineken Cup winners' medal to his collection, after missing out with Biarritz in 2006 and Toulouse in 2008. Wing Cedric Heymans could feature in his sixth Heineken final, while four other Toulouse players - hooker William Servat, prop Jean-Baptiste Poux and flanker Jean Bouilhou - could play in their fifth, along with a certain Mr Jauzion.
Biarritz also have plenty of stars on display. Hard man Imanol Harinordoquy, who played the semi-final at number eight with a broken nose and rib injury, is expected to start. Also possibly lining up for the Basque team is a trio of England internationals - full-back Iain Balshaw, centre Ayoola Erinle and flanker Magnus Lund. However, centre Damien Traille is out with a broken arm.
Toulouse have to be the favourites ahead of this game due to their European Cup pedigree. Toulouse ended the Top 14 season in 4th, whilst rivals Biarrtiz only managed 7th place. Add to that the fact that Toulouse swatted aside rugby giants Stade Francais and champions Leinster in the knockout stages and they are looking formidable. Will they show up Biarritz's occasionally fragile defence?
My prediction: It should be a cracker. Toulouse to win by 6.
Cardiff Blues v Toulon
Cardiff Blues are taking their bid to become the first Welsh side to win a European trophy all the way to the final at Marseille's Stade Velodrome on Sunday.
Claiming their first silverware won't be an easy task for the Blues, as they face a star-studded Toulon, the team who finished second in the French Top 14 this season.
Of course, all eyes will be on Toulon's Jonny Wilkinson, Felipe Contepomi, Sonny Bill Williams and Tana Umaga - but don't write off the Blues.
The Welsh side have been boosted by the return of scrum-half Richie Rees and have done well on their travels this year.
And Cardiff might find themselves with a few more fans for the day - although they will be wearing red. If the Blues win, Wales will gain a fourth Heineken Cup place which will go to the Scarlets.
However, if Toulon triumph, Gloucester will take the 24th and final spot.
My prediction: I can't see Cardiff out muscling Toulon in the sunny south of France. Toulon to win by 12.
But what do you think?
Biarritz will face Toulouse in the Heineken Cup Final in Paris on Saturday, and Sunday will see Cardiff Blues, the only non-French finalist, do battle with Toulon in Marseille.
French teams have dominated the Heineken Cup this year, with the Irish contingent, champions Leinster and two-time winners Munster, dumped out in the semi-finals.
But why have the French dominated in 2009/10?
Along with cup rugby success, France scooped an impressive Six Nations Grand Slam this season.
Fingers have been pointed towards the cash being splashed in the French Top 14, although a salary cap is being brought in next year.
But is this the only reason for their success? French teams start their season a month before the Guinness Premiership and Magners league, and whilst GP and Celtic teams are warming up in pre-season training, they are gaining match fitness and that elusive edge.
Or is it down to the rigours of a British and Irish Lions tour last summer taking it out of the top players from the home nations before the start of this season?
Simply put, French teams could just be better. But with millions more Euros to spend on players, who wouldn't be?
But never mind all that - we are set for some cracking finals this weekend. Here are my previews and predictions:
Three time winners Toulouse play their third all French Heineken Cup final when they face Biarritz on Saturday.
Toulouse, who play their sixth final this weekend, last won this competition in 2004/05 when they pipped Stade Francais to the prize after extra time at Murrayfield. Biarritz have only been to one final, losing 16-13 to Munster at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium in the following year. The last time Toulouse has the silverware in their sights was in the 2007/08 season, falling to Munster, the Irish giants claiming the cup in a close 16-13 win.
But what of this year? At times, both these sides have played some sublime rugby, no more so than the dazzling Yannick Jauzion of Toulouse.
Centre Jauzion has caused commentators to wax lyrical about his vision and glittering playmaking. But Toulouse are by no means a one man team.
France skipper Thierry Dusautoir is back, and will be looking to add a Heineken Cup winners' medal to his collection, after missing out with Biarritz in 2006 and Toulouse in 2008. Wing Cedric Heymans could feature in his sixth Heineken final, while four other Toulouse players - hooker William Servat, prop Jean-Baptiste Poux and flanker Jean Bouilhou - could play in their fifth, along with a certain Mr Jauzion.
Biarritz also have plenty of stars on display. Hard man Imanol Harinordoquy, who played the semi-final at number eight with a broken nose and rib injury, is expected to start. Also possibly lining up for the Basque team is a trio of England internationals - full-back Iain Balshaw, centre Ayoola Erinle and flanker Magnus Lund. However, centre Damien Traille is out with a broken arm.
Toulouse have to be the favourites ahead of this game due to their European Cup pedigree. Toulouse ended the Top 14 season in 4th, whilst rivals Biarrtiz only managed 7th place. Add to that the fact that Toulouse swatted aside rugby giants Stade Francais and champions Leinster in the knockout stages and they are looking formidable. Will they show up Biarritz's occasionally fragile defence?
My prediction: It should be a cracker. Toulouse to win by 6.
Cardiff Blues v Toulon
Cardiff Blues are taking their bid to become the first Welsh side to win a European trophy all the way to the final at Marseille's Stade Velodrome on Sunday.
Claiming their first silverware won't be an easy task for the Blues, as they face a star-studded Toulon, the team who finished second in the French Top 14 this season.
Of course, all eyes will be on Toulon's Jonny Wilkinson, Felipe Contepomi, Sonny Bill Williams and Tana Umaga - but don't write off the Blues.
The Welsh side have been boosted by the return of scrum-half Richie Rees and have done well on their travels this year.
And Cardiff might find themselves with a few more fans for the day - although they will be wearing red. If the Blues win, Wales will gain a fourth Heineken Cup place which will go to the Scarlets.
However, if Toulon triumph, Gloucester will take the 24th and final spot.
My prediction: I can't see Cardiff out muscling Toulon in the sunny south of France. Toulon to win by 12.
But what do you think?
Wednesday, 19 May 2010
Arse of the Year?
You'll never guess what. James "Publicity Machine" Haskell is up for an award.
The England and Stade Francais back-row forward has been nominated for "Rear of the Year".
And the pumped-up Johnny Bravo lookalike is taking it very seriously. In fact, has even found time in his hectic England training schedule to launch a voting appeal on Twitter.
But seriously James, why on earth do you want to bag such a low-brow prize? Are you really that competitive?
Last year, the award was scooped by operatic warbler Russell Watson - the man second on my "Annoying Celebrities who I would like to punch in the face" list, behind the constantly irritating John Barrowman.
And what if you don't win James? Russell's hardly got buns of steel and yet his saggy arse was voted numero uno in 2009.
Now that would be embarassing for you...
James, basically what I'm saying is this: Not all publicity is good publicity. Everyone knows you have a rocking body thanks to the wonderfulporn artistry of the Dieux du Stade calendars.
However, with the England summer tour to Australia just a few weeks away, surely it's time to focus on this instead of a bum beauty pageant?
Just saying...
The England and Stade Francais back-row forward has been nominated for "Rear of the Year".
And the pumped-up Johnny Bravo lookalike is taking it very seriously. In fact, has even found time in his hectic England training schedule to launch a voting appeal on Twitter.
But seriously James, why on earth do you want to bag such a low-brow prize? Are you really that competitive?
Last year, the award was scooped by operatic warbler Russell Watson - the man second on my "Annoying Celebrities who I would like to punch in the face" list, behind the constantly irritating John Barrowman.
(L) If only Barrowman hadn't "Made it through the rain"
(R) Haskell looking buff in the buff for Dieux du Stade
And what if you don't win James? Russell's hardly got buns of steel and yet his saggy arse was voted numero uno in 2009.
Now that would be embarassing for you...
James, basically what I'm saying is this: Not all publicity is good publicity. Everyone knows you have a rocking body thanks to the wonderful
However, with the England summer tour to Australia just a few weeks away, surely it's time to focus on this instead of a bum beauty pageant?
Just saying...
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